Top Ten Aquarium Related Nightmares That You've Had...

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10) I had a nightmare last week that my puppy was getting eaten by a pack of bristle worms. It was very disturbing...more so because I don't HAVE a puppy...
Jessy. of San Diego, California

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10)我有个恶梦,上星期,我的小狗在吃一包的钢毛虫,这很烦...因为我根本没有小狗

 

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9) One word...babysitting...
cmc0814 of Moore, Oklahoma

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9)一句话...成了保姆

 

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8) That my fish would keep magically disappearing to feed my unwelcomed mantis shrimp. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a nightmare...
puffer21 of Regions, Unknown

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8)我缸里面的鱼神秘消失了,成了螳螂虾的美餐,只可惜这不是个恶梦而是现实

 

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7) I had a nightmare that someone broke into my house and tore down my aquarium and stole it, and took nothing else. Irrational but terrifying.
Gig 'em of Austin/College Station, Texas

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7)有一天,我做恶梦了,有个家伙闯进我家,将我的鱼缸偷走了,但其它东西碰都不碰,虽然不合理但真的是太可怕了

 

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6) One morning I wake up to the fact that my 35-years of keeping aquariums was really a dream... and I have a dog instead.
Norm R of Central Ohio

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6)一天早上醒来,有着35年的历史海水缸只是南柯一梦,回到现实,只有一条小狗陪伴我

 

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5) 50%-off all livestock at the local fish store, and I have two dollars in my pocket -- arghhhhhhhhhh...
Moonlightxpress of New York, New York

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5)本地鱼店所有生物5拆大优惠,而我的口袋只有2美圆

 

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4) Having your 150-gallon tank spring a leak at the bottom seam at 11:30 at night and all you have to put your very large fish in is a 55 gallon tank. Go to bed at 4:30 a.m.only to have to go to work at 7:30 that morning.
Hoopty of Someplace, Wisconsin

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4)晚上11:30分,我发现我的600L升底部裂开并漏水,我需要将缸里的超大体形的鱼放在一个只220L的鱼缸里面,然后凌晨4:30分上床睡觉,最后在早上7:30出门工作

 

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3) Letting my 12-year old sit on a chair with iPod earbuds in his ears, holding the return end of the water change hose... while I pump 50-gallons of saltwater on the floor while he's not watching, completely oblivious.
mdvistnes of Palo Alto, California

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3) 我那12岁的孩子一边享受iPod音乐(耳机)一般帮我拿着换水的水管,结果我将200L的海水抽到家里地板上,他却视而不见

 

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2) Tank + Invertebrates + Fish + Corals + (Sea Apple/Powerhead) = Tank - Invertebrates - Fish - Corals
Fizz71 of Reading, Pennsylvania

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2) 缸 + 寄居蟹等生物 + 鱼 + 珊瑚 + (海苹果/水泵) = 鱼缸 - 寄居蟹等生物 - 鱼 - 珊瑚

 

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1) My wife found my credit card statements.
Sgarron of New Jersey

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1)我老婆看到我的银行卡帐单