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10) Lady looks at the display tank and asks, "Is that a saltwater fish?" ("Yes Ma'am") Points to another fish in the same tank, and asks "Is that a saltwater fish too?"
Brandon1652 of Norman, OK
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10) 一个女人站在展示缸面前，指着其中一条鱼问，＂这是海水鱼吗？＂，男店员答，＂是的＂，然后她指在另外一条鱼（在同一个缸中）问，＂这条也是海水鱼吗?"
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9) I once heard a guy say to his girlfriend, "look hun...seahorses." Her reply was "Wow...those are real? I thought they were mythical animals like unicorns."
luvreefs23 of Someplace, Ohio
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9) 我有一次听到，一个男生对女朋友说，"看，是只海马...这是真的吗？我还以为他们像独角兽一样，只有在虚幻故事中才会有"
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8) "The most expensive part of the hobby is the initial cost of the aquarium and stand."
Crazieveggie of Kansas
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8) 开海水缸最大的费用就是鱼缸和柜子
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7) "After a couple months this coral will grow out enough so you sell frags. The money will more than offset the cost of maintaining your tank."
Sbertomen of Albany NY
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7) 几个月以后，你的珊瑚就会长得很大，到时候足够你可以作分支来出售，你赚的钱肯定会比你花在维护的钱要多
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6) So what kind of skimmer do you have? "Oh, I'm pretty sure it's a protein skimmer."
paca444 of Central New York
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6) 你用的是哪款化蛋器呢？嗯，我敢肯定我用的是去沫化蛋器
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5) "Do blood shrimp need blood to survive?"
DezignMe of Lafayette, IN
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5) 血虾需要吸血才能活吗？（译者注：血虾是指火焰虾)
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4) "...but it's called a purple REEF lobster, he couldn't have done anything wrong."
Kraylen of Monterey Bay, California
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3) Standing in front of the LFS's 300 gallon reef, the owner and a man off the street are talking. The man asks "So how expensive is a saltwater tank?" To this the owner replies "It costs a bit to get everything started, but after that the only expense you have is food."
rubysmomma1 of Indiana
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3)一个客户和老板站在一个1200L的大缸面前，客户问老板，搞一个缸要多少钱？老板回答到,除了一开始花一点钱以外，后面唯一要花费的只是饲料
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2) "If my wife comes in to buy me a gift card for Christmas, don't tell her that I've been in here this week.... better yet, act like you don't know who I am."
joedirte8 of Houston, TX
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2) 如果我老婆过来买优惠卡给我，你千万不要告诉她这星期我来过，装得和我不认识一样最好不过了
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1) "I want to return this mag float because it had been floating in my tank for 2 weeks and has not collected any algae."
Dcamp of Evansville, Indiana
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1)我要退回这个磁刷，这破玩意浮在水面有两个星期了，但根本不会吸收我缸里的褐藻
